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Harry Relph, professionally known as Little Tich, was a 4-foot-6-inch-tall English music hall comedian and dancer during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was best known for his acrobatic and comedic "Big-Boot Dance", which he performed in Europe and for which he wore boots with soles 28 inches (71 cm) long.
English music hall comedian (1867–1928) · From Wikipedia