Twelve kinds of taste
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Rate five things you know, from any shelf. Your archetype shows up in about a minute, and gets sharper with every log.
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Sport, Indie, Arcade, Action
Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Unpretentious, raw, cool and knowing.
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The Digital FixSteven McCulloughAug 20177/10While not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.
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FingerGunsGreg HicksJun 20206/10The novelty of the absurdness wears off pretty quickly. But it makes up for it by being a fun little football game.
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PC GamerJon DentonJul 201726/100A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone's standards.
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IGDB rating 5.3/10 from 5 ratings.
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“Does the irony keep it from meaning anything?”
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“Is Behold the Kickmen better than its reputation?”
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