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Ever wanted to design, build and manage a café on your very own home computer? Really? OK then... welcome to Hipster Cafe. Use your trust fund to buy up some old warehouse building in the run down part of town then market it to the nouveau riche in a cynical attempt to drive up property prices. Can you successfully navigate the shifting waters of pop culture in order to market your eatery to the wealthiest demographic?
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Cosy, unpretentious, funny and cool.
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