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Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.
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Funny, unpretentious, knowing and cosy.
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GameplanetJames BurnettApr 20149/10A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer.
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Digital ChumpsKevin HudsonMar 20149/10Goat Simulator is stupid, ridiculous, and incredibly fun. Everything from the hidden areas to the different goats make this game hilarious, and well worth the price.
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GameSkinnyPierre FouquetDec 20149/10 starsGoat Simulator is not a real simulator but it is a real laugh.
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GuardianRich StantonApr 20141/5 starsThe latest internet craze lets you experience life as a goat. It's the gaming equivalent of a novelty single
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PC GamerAndy KellyApr 201430/100The worst gaming goat since that one in Broken Sword. This is a dumb, limited novelty game that's not worth the asking price.
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IGDB rating 5.3/10 from 321 ratings.
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