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The evil Croquetto Empire is trying to conquer Onionia and it's up to one brave onion farmer, and his mom, to stop the tyrannical invading fascist army!
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Unpretentious, clear, nostalgic and cool.
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NintendoWorldReportJohn RairdinJan 20238/10Arbitrary levels from the first couple worlds were often more difficult than levels near the end of the game. Difficulty spikes abound, and the less than generous checkpoint system may cause frustration for those not looking for a tough 2D platformer. But for those who are, Onion Assault will make for an excellent few hours of platforming challenge.
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Nintendo LifeOliver ReynoldsJan 20237/10Onion Assault is a worthy purchase if you're looking for a short, breezy platformer that pays homage to an off-the-wall Nintendo classic. While there are some annoyances sprinkled throughout - some imprecise platforming, finicky physics, and repeated visual assets - there's enough here to provide a couple of hours' worth of enjoyment, at least; maybe a bit more if you're looking to grab all of the collectible coins. Onion Assault may not prove as memorable as the developer's previous games, but it's worth playing nonetheless.
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DestructoidCJ AndriessenJan 20237/10Solid and definitely has an audience. There could be some hard-to-ignore faults, but the experience is fun.
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Thumb CultureJan 20232/5 starsGameplay is smooth and it looks pretty, but it is just lacking depth. Though honestly how much depth did Super Mario Bros.
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