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You are a Psychic Brand Ambassador for Schtupmeister Beer. Listen to the thoughts of customers at the local Applebee's and convince them to try your syrupy ale. But will being in these peoples' heads convince you to get involved in their lives?
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Unpretentious, raw, funny and knowing.
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“Does the irony keep it from meaning anything?”
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“Is it funnier than it is smart?”
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“Is it style over substance?”
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