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The original petty crime simulator. A flammable mix of turn-based survival and action-packed mini-games.
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Unpretentious, raw, cool and clear.
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TechRaptorSteven RamosJul 20167/10Urban Pirate's blend of strategy, arcade mini-game, and RPG elements provides a fun, comical experience. Unfortunately, it suffers from repetitive gameplay and a discouraging progression system.
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GameGrinSep 20164/10Urban Pirate is a management game with a joke that falls flat and mechanics that haven’t been thought through.
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IGDB rating 6.0/10 from 1 ratings.
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