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The Glass Heart Band face challenges brought on by a cruel world! They are on a secret mission and must face varied audiences and bosses to complete their quest.
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Relentless, unpretentious, demanding and abstract.
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GameSpewAug 20207/10If you’re not shy about a tough challenge, Cruel Bands Career is a creative and interesting little game worth picking up.
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Nindie SpotlightJustin NationAug 20207/10Talk about a surprise of a game I'd never heard of and that plays in a way I never would have quite expected...
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Digitally DownloadedAug 20203/5 starsIt’s not particularly insightful or rewarding. It’s just a mean-spirited joke at the expense of the player. And even if the joke is well crafted, you’ve got to ask yourself if you really want to be on the receiving end of it.
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